Comments on: RIP Michael Jackson http://www.ryobase.com/2009/06/rip-michael-jackson/ Blog of a third-rate comedian Sat, 28 Aug 2010 19:42:08 +0000 hourly 1 By: Layne http://www.ryobase.com/2009/06/rip-michael-jackson/comment-page-1/#comment-6982 Layne Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:15:46 +0000 http://www.ryobase.com/?p=286#comment-6982 Dear Friends, Happy Fool's Day!! Mr. Shwartz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol (who is very religious), "So now, tell me, Sol, my boy, what do you do?" "I study the Torah," he replies. "But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are you going to feed and house her?" "No problem," says Sol, "I study Torah and it says God will provide." "But you will have children, how will you educate them?" asks Mr. Shwartz. "No problem," says Sol, "I study Torah and it says God will provide." Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol is like. "Well," says Mr. Shwartz, "he's a lovely boy, I only just met him and he already thinks I'm God." Happy April Fool's Day! Dear Friends, Happy Fool’s Day!!

Mr. Shwartz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol.
He says to Sol (who is very religious), “So now, tell me, Sol, my boy, what do you do?“
“I study the Torah,” he replies.
“But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are you going to feed and house her?“
“No problem,” says Sol, “I study Torah and it says God will provide.“
“But you will have children, how will you educate them?” asks Mr. Shwartz.
“No problem,” says Sol, “I study Torah and it says God will provide.“
Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol is like.
“Well,” says Mr. Shwartz, “he’s a lovely boy, I only just met him and he already thinks I’m God.”

Happy April Fool’s Day!

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]]> By: Panther http://www.ryobase.com/2009/06/rip-michael-jackson/comment-page-1/#comment-691 Panther Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:51:01 +0000 http://www.ryobase.com/?p=286#comment-691 His songs before he went crazy or something were the ones I listened to throughout childhood and teenagehood, and they still are among the best English ones I heard. R.I.P. your songs will be missed, even if you will not always be remembered for them. His songs before he went crazy or something were the ones I listened to throughout childhood and teenagehood, and they still are among the best English ones I heard. R.I.P. your songs will be missed, even if you will not always be remembered for them.

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