
Hey, yo Americans! Want to have some fireworks that look epic? Or want to make this holiday epic? Here’s some gadgets that I’ve got for you. That’s right just for you.
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Flak Canon:
Just load your flak with tons of fireworks and shot them all the same time. Wow! Now you don’t have to light up each firework ever again.
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Railgun :
Blowing things up never been this fun. Imagine yourself holding a railgun just like Solid Snake

And shot your railgun at some thing explosive like TNT, car, fireworks, gas tank, or..fireworks!
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Train loaded with fireworks:
If you’re a hardcore patriotism then this choice is for you. Came from popular movie “V for Vandetta”. All you have to do is rob your nearest train station, control the train, fill the train with fireworks, and let the train goes. As you might expect, the result can be seen above to prove this epicness. (result may vary)
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Hydrogen bomb:
Note: I’ll introduce the hydrogen bomb instead of atomic bomb due to some issue, but please enjoy by the way.
Where was I? Oh yeah! Hydrogen bomb aka. H bomb (not hentai bomb). It’s a perfect firework just for you who like a massive explosion with a mushroom cloud as an extra. And of course, you can choose the size and weight just as you prefer. They have from 400 KT to 50 MT. Wow! What a great deal. Here is some of another example:
This will impress many people including Obama and your own neighborhood. Wow! And the result may vary.
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Death Star:
H bomb is still not impress? Then how about your very own Death Star manufactured by the Empire. With its destructive power laser that destroy the planet is a perfect gift for a mad man like you! Also it can hold up to 100+ people. Amazing! Now you and your family, dogs, cats, Danny, or whoever can now enjoy watching the most epic firework they’ve ever seen!
How about the price? Very cheap, just only for $15.6 Septillion. But hold on! If you order now, we’ll sent a free lightsaber, just pay for shipping and handling, with 6 colors to choose from. So now you can slice, stab, or behead someone you hate. Wow! Quite an offer.
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What are you waiting for? call us now at 1–800-SCAM-ME. Hurry this is a limited time offer…My ass. We will re-run this offer over and over again. But hurry! Call us now!
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One Comment
Yeah, I’d like to place an order for a Death Star, just put it on my charge card. XD I liked V for Vendetta. I think I’ll stick to small and simple things though, I don’t really like spending money on fireworks much.