How well do you know Brüno.

The fol­low­ing quiz will show you just how well you know about Brüno (the guy above). So take a deep breath and, also, DO NOT look at the answer at the bot­tom of this arti­cle. Or I shall cast my black magik on ya.

some help

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1. What is Bruno real name?

A. Sacha Baron Cohen
B. George Lopez
C. Danny Choo
D. Hiraga Saito

2. Which coun­try Bruno from?

A. Aus­tralia
B. Some­where in Aus­tralia
C. Japan
D. Pluto planet

3. What is Bruno occupation?

A. fash­ion designer
B. About fash­ion thingy, I guess.
C. Sci­en­tist
D. Salaryman

4. Is Bruno a gay?

A. Yes
B. YES! YES! YES!
C. NO! NO! NO! He is 100% man
D. what is gay? Is it some­thing eatable?

5. What is Bruno child name?

A. OJ
B. So many name to choose from, but I’ll go with OJ
C. Christo­pher Colum­bus
D. Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière

6. Bruno put his balls to Eminem, but he throw the balls away. Then started to grabs Bruno balls but real­ized that he ain’t got balls.

A. Urrr…
B. What?
C. Poor Eminem, I’ll always be there 4 u.
D. ♪ Yo! Yo! Eminem, wha’cha doin’. Wha’cha doin’. I’ma place my balls on ya~♪

7. What did Eminem said to Bruno?

A. “Yo, get this mother fucker off me, man!“
B. “You are a homo, man.“
C. “♪ Baby come back~ ♪“
D. “I am your father” *heav­ily breath*

8. How old is Bruno?

A. 19
B. 20
C. 55 minus 75.117, divide by momen­tum times pi.
D. 2 divide by square root of pi, divide by 0.22147.254.

9. What do you think of RyoBase?

A. He’s straight.
B. Hand­some like the Lich King.
C. He’s a lil’ bitch.
D. Who the fuck is that? I don’t care! WHERE IS MY BEEF?

10. If Bruno comes to your house, you will…

A. Take a photo of him and bring your fave boxer for him to sign with a sharpie.
B. Talk to him about stuff and treat him some drink. And said “you are the most respect man (or gay) I’ve ever met.“
C. Get a base­ball bat and start hit­ting him like that hooker try­ing to steal­ing your pocket.
D. Look at him in the eye and say “Lis­ten buddy, this day of mis­ery has just begun”. Then shock him with a stun gun and laugh at him like a maniac.

11. What if I say this is the last question?

A. What? This must be my imag­i­na­tion.
B. Okay?
C. Yeah, go ahead.
D. WHERE IS MY BEEF? BEEF!!

12. Just kid­ding, you know I got a sense of humor right?

A. *sigh* what a relief.
B. Yeah..I think so.
C. No, ‘cuz you are a bitch.
D. BEEF!! BEEF!!

13. Okay we are off topic so much now. What is Bruno film called?

A. Brüno.
B. Brüno is my final answer.
C. The Lord of The Ring.
D. Ter­mi­na­tor 16

20. Okay we are going to fast for­ward this. Do you like Bruno?

A. Yeah, a lot.
B. Well, he is gay but he is pretty funny, so yeah!
C. I hate him, as much as I hate you “writer”!
D. Where is 14. and the rest?

21. Last ques­tion: What kind of Bruno film is it?

A. Com­edy
B. Funny, com­edy, parody..I don’t know.
C. Action, Sci-fi.
D. Car­toon like 101 Dalmations.

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Test result:

If you chose A. more than other choices mean… You know a lot, I mean A LOT, about Bruno. Wow! So you could be either Bruno sex part­ner or his best friend alive. Just be proud of your­self, nobody knows about him more than you do.

If you chose B. more than other choices mean… You quite know about Bruno well. You may not answer every­thing right but still if some asks you about Bruno you can answer them like a fig­urine expert from Japan.

If you chose C. more than other choices mean… You either some­what or don’t have knowl­edge about Bruno. How­ever, this doesn’t mean you won’t have a chance to be gay, so good try. But judg­ing from what you were choos­ing, I noticed that you have some prob­lems here. So I rec­om­mended you to have some real­ity check or else… it could be worse.

If you chose D. more than other choices mean… You don’t know any­thing about Bruno or what­so­ever. This basi­cally mean you are nuts, hav­ing a brain dam­aged, and retarded. So please go back and redo the quiz, now! I mean it.

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