Unknown creature in sewer. An alien invasion?

This , umm, thing was found in the sewer of North Car­olina. And if you ask me what the hell on earth this is. I can say that I have no clue…at all. This is not an ani­mal guts or a giant clit…well okay, may be it’s a giant clit. But any­way, this..umm..thing is mov­able. Still not believe me? I hope so. Then how about see it in live action? Here:

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See? But since I’m not an expert from Area 51, I could not con­firm this..umm..thing. It might turn into some­thing worse than this in the nearly future. How­ever, there is many pos­si­bil­i­ties. And again, I’m not an expert. I’ll put on some example.

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First pos­si­bil­ity : Alien.

Prob­a­bly the first thing on your mind. But seri­ously, don’t under­es­ti­mate that..thing. It might turn into a man-eating alien and start­ing to kills every­one that in its way. Not worse enough? Then how about head­crab? That’s right, those head­crab will take con­trol over us, turn us into zom­bies and start rape every­one! So be aware everyone.

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Sec­ond pos­si­bil­ity : ET.

ET? What the hell can this thing do? DO NOT REST ASSURE CITIZEN! This the sec­ond worse pos­si­bil­ity I could ever thought. ET has an abil­ity melt­ing our brains, so it can take over our planet and enslave us. Also ET will made us play­ing its crappy video game from 1982 until it sat­isfy. Don’t let that adorable face fools you!

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Third pos­si­bil­ity : Virus.

It might be a liv­ing virus that could turn us into a zom­bie if we get near its range at 1 meter. So grab your zom­bie sur­vival guide everyone!

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That would be all for the pos­si­bil­i­ties that..umm…thing could turn into some­thing else in the future. It might be tomor­row or Fri­day night or Sun­day or yes­ter­day, what­ever. But no needs to worry every­one, if you started to pre­pare your­self now you’ll be safe. Who knows you might be a hero that save the world one day. Just like Will Smith.

Or at least just give the mil­i­tary some times for them to build a nuke like Tsar Bomba To blow those crea­tures up and turn them into dust. Like this:

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