Endless Eight is over but it might get worse than it looks

About few days ago (as I remem­ber), Haruhi has decided to put an end to the End­less Eight aka. the trolling arc. Many fans seem to be relieved after the god­damn repetitive-trolling-endless-summer of Haruhi is no more. But you might ask “What should we wor­ried about?”. Well, if you’re not the one who faith in Haruhi or you’re Haruhist (guess tha’s not a word) aka. fan-boy (pathetic), then you don’t have to worry about anything.

My spy told my that all 8 End­less Eight episodes will be sold in form of DVDs at the reg­u­lar price just like usual. It brings me a ques­tion that what most of fan boys (pathetic) will think of it. I can only guess that what will SHnY be in the near future when it’s in the hand of our King of Troll like KyoAni.

I decided to ask some few ques­tions to these peo­ple who got trolled by Haruha. As for their own pri­vacy, I won’t reveal them identities.

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1. Girl #1

Ryo : Well, good to you Miss Naga… oops, sorry…I mean Girl #1.
Girl #1 : …
Ryo : …Yeah, so what do think of this phe­nom­e­non that cre­ated by Haruha?
Girl #1 : .… I’m only here to observe every move­ment of Suzu­miya.…
Ryo : Well…Yeah, I know that… How do feel back then?
Girl #1 : .…Just like always…
Ryo : Urr…okay? Thanks for that.

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2. Girl #2

Ryo : Howdy Girl #2, can you explain this, phe­nom­e­non, is hap­pen­ing?
Girl #2 : *sob* *sob* Eto…clas­si­fied told me not to tell you any­thing about clas­si­fied.
Ryo : Why is that?
Girl #2 : *sob* *sob* All mighty clas­si­fied will pun­ish me if I told you about clas­si­fied.
Ryo : Okay, so you are just a pathetic bitch. Fine, I’ll find another per­son to ask about this stuff.
Girl #2 : *sob* .…. *sob*
Ryo : Last ques­tion, how do you feel right now?
Girl #2 : *sob* clas­si­fied *sob* *sob*

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3. Girl #3

Ryo : Yo, yo, yo Girl #3. May I ask some ques­tions?
Girl #3 : Who are you?
Ryo : I’m…
Girl #3 : You are here to join out gang?
Ryo : Heck, no. I’m just here to inter­view you.
Girl #3 : Good, now I want you to do some push ups.
Ryo : Huh?
Girl #3 : Can’t do it? Fine then, go buy me a Twil­light book. I’ve heard the book reveals that Edward is a gay vam­pire.
Ryo : Urr… Okay?
Girl #3 : Good, now move on!!

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4. Pathetic Guy

Ryo : Hey, Pathetic Guy. Wanna play with my “Disco stick”?
Pathetic Guy : Huh?
Ryo : I’m just kid­ding. Hey, how did you made Haruha to stop trolling.
Pathetic Guy : Well, I just thought that I haven’t done my home­work so I was just ask­ing them if they are inter­est­ing in doing home­work together.
Ryo : So that means you are gay, right?
Pathetic Guy : What?
Ryo : Yeah, you just want to see that Koisumi guy, right? Don’t lie to me.
Pathetic Guy : What are you talk­ing about, man?
Ryo : Hey, hey. I’m just kid­ding. Any­way, I’m glad that you make that bitch stop trolling.
Pathetic Guy : Urrr… You’re welcome.

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5. Pedophile fresh meats

Ryo : Hi there. May I ask you girls some ques­tions?
Pedophile fresh meats : Who are you, Onii-chan?
Ryo : Oh, I’m a nice guy here not a child moles­ter or any­thing. Onii-chan just wanna inter­view you two.
Pedophile fresh meats : *gig­gles* This Onii-chan is funny.
Ryo : What? Did my breath smell bad or some­thing?
Pedophile fresh meats : Let’s take of him prop­erly. I’ll call you Onii-chan for­ever~~~
Ryo : What? Damn you two, what are you going to do to me. I’m mus­cu­lar and strong, you can’t beat this.
Pedophile fresh meats : *evil laughs* *they bring out tran­quil­izer gun and shot at me*
Ryo : Ha! You can do any­thing. I’m a.… *thud*

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Sud­denly, I got knocked out. So the inter­view has to be hold for a while… Yup, a long while…

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