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		<title>By: THE MACHINE</title>
		<link>http://www.ryobase.com/2009/09/what-you-should-do-when-twitter-is-down/comment-page-1/#comment-5640</link>
		<dc:creator>THE MACHINE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I only have two months left because of bullying and corruption. I shared a lot of things with the public, including time theory and its relationship to vortex theory.  Now, it&#039;s time for some psychology - are we human? I do not believe in Christianity  but it&#039;s like David and Goliath- it&#039;s impossible to fight a monster without some help!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCE1MeUZgNk</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I only have two months left because of bullying and corruption. I shared a lot of things with the public, including time theory and its relationship to vortex theory.  Now, it’s time for some psychology — are we human? I do not believe in Christianity  but it’s like David and Goliath– it’s impossible to fight a monster without some help!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCE1MeUZgNk" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCE1MeUZgNk</a></p>
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		<title>By: THE MACHINE</title>
		<link>http://www.ryobase.com/2009/09/what-you-should-do-when-twitter-is-down/comment-page-1/#comment-5639</link>
		<dc:creator>THE MACHINE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 06:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There&#039;s a site out there asking the question &quot;would you pay Megan Fox $300 to fart on your face?&quot; My answer is no. Why- because I do not do drugs and associate human beings with alcohol or drugs- every human being is priceless. Although I may have ended up in bed with some strippers while drunk, like Megan, I have not gone to bed with many partners either- I&#039;ve been bullied and pushed around for years; like Megan, I could not even begin to put a price on anyone I loved. I couldn&#039;t pay you to fart on my face because I value you as a human with no price I could possibly afford! Now, this being said, you can fart on my face!

I am THE MACHINE</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There’s a site out there asking the question “would you pay Megan Fox $300 to fart on your face?” My answer is no. Why– because I do not do drugs and associate human beings with alcohol or drugs– every human being is priceless. Although I may have ended up in bed with some strippers while drunk, like Megan, I have not gone to bed with many partners either– I’ve been bullied and pushed around for years; like Megan, I could not even begin to put a price on anyone I loved. I couldn’t pay you to fart on my face because I value you as a human with no price I could possibly afford! Now, this being said, you can fart on my face!</p>
<p>I am THE MACHINE</p>
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		<title>By: THE MACHINE</title>
		<link>http://www.ryobase.com/2009/09/what-you-should-do-when-twitter-is-down/comment-page-1/#comment-4989</link>
		<dc:creator>THE MACHINE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love you!!  You freak!! Happy Valentine Day!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love you!!  You freak!! Happy Valentine Day!!</p>
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		<title>By: THE MACHINE</title>
		<link>http://www.ryobase.com/2009/09/what-you-should-do-when-twitter-is-down/comment-page-1/#comment-4988</link>
		<dc:creator>THE MACHINE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 05:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m looking for a Valentines- would you like to be my Valentines baby?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y

I promise I can Transform something just for you!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’m looking for a Valentines– would you like to be my Valentines baby?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y</a></p>
<p>I promise I can Transform something just for you!!</p>
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		<title>By: THE MACHINE</title>
		<link>http://www.ryobase.com/2009/09/what-you-should-do-when-twitter-is-down/comment-page-1/#comment-4987</link>
		<dc:creator>THE MACHINE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 05:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m looking for a Valentines- would you like to be my Valentines baby?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’m looking for a Valentines– would you like to be my Valentines baby?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y</a></p>
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		<title>By: Blowfish</title>
		<link>http://www.ryobase.com/2009/09/what-you-should-do-when-twitter-is-down/comment-page-1/#comment-2081</link>
		<dc:creator>Blowfish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isnt Masturbation the universal answer to any kind of boredom?
.-= Blowfish´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flyingpussyfoot.com/2009/09/18/18-gsc-kyouka-sama/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;1/8 GSC Kyouka-sama&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isnt Masturbation the universal answer to any kind of boredom?<br />
<span class="cluv"> Blowfish´s last blog ..<a href="http://www.flyingpussyfoot.com/2009/09/18/18-gsc-kyouka-sama/" rel="nofollow">1/8 GSC Kyouka-sama</a> <span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip" alt="My ComLuv Profile" border="0" width="16" height="14" src="http://www.ryobase.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Gargron</title>
		<link>http://www.ryobase.com/2009/09/what-you-should-do-when-twitter-is-down/comment-page-1/#comment-1882</link>
		<dc:creator>Gargron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Omg real life Twitter is win ^__^
.-= Gargron´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://anime2.kokidokom.net/relationship-between-araragi-and-senjougahara/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Relationship between Araragi and Senjougahara&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Omg real life Twitter is win ^__^<br />
<span class="cluv"> Gargron´s last blog ..<a href="http://anime2.kokidokom.net/relationship-between-araragi-and-senjougahara/" rel="nofollow">Relationship between Araragi and Senjougahara</a> <span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip" alt="My ComLuv Profile" border="0" width="16" height="14" src="http://www.ryobase.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: k</title>
		<link>http://www.ryobase.com/2009/09/what-you-should-do-when-twitter-is-down/comment-page-1/#comment-1784</link>
		<dc:creator>k</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>go to facebook. ^^.
.-= k´s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kenleewrites/~3/ogEaRPmwPxE/gunpla-cup-noodles.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Gunpla cup noodles&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>go to facebook. ^^.<br />
<span class="cluv"> k´s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kenleewrites/~3/ogEaRPmwPxE/gunpla-cup-noodles.html" rel="nofollow">Gunpla cup noodles</a> <span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip" alt="My ComLuv Profile" border="0" width="16" height="14" src="http://www.ryobase.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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